I love going to the theater, getting my popcorn, staring at that big screen. I look forward to the lights going down, the previews. But lately, I find myself opting to stay home. Not because the “golden age” of TV makes me prefer HBOathons. Not because of the ticket prices. I simply don’t have 4 hours to spare, and apparently, that’s what I need to allot to see an action film today–even a comedy.
Take a look at current offerings:
- Spectre: 2 hours, 28 minutes*
- The Martian: 2 hours, 24 minutes
- Bridge of Spies: 2 hours, 21 minutes
- The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2: 2 hours, 17 minutes
Factor in the time it takes to get to and from the theater, park, get tickets, and find a seat, and you’ve now lost up to five hours of your day. It isn’t a nice break in the day; it is your day. Talk about awkward first dates: Hello, I just met you. Now let’s spend 5 hours together. I know I’m not alone in my irritation about this trend. And since so many of us spend hours sitting in front of computers, that much time in stiff seats isn’t exactly what the chiropractor ordered either.
What I find baffling about these bloated times is that editing techniques have improved dramatically in the last 90 years. I can trim a film on my computer. Why not use these techniques, or, I don’t know, hire an editor for the screenplay? And if Hollywood really wants to compete with television, is length really the only asset at its disposal? Might not convenience play a part in dwindling ticket sales? 3-5 hours of time to spare is anything but manageable for the average single person, much less a family.
Drawn-out action films particularly offend me. How long can the fevered pitch of an action film keep you enthralled? In the celebrated 60s Bond flicks, such as Dr. No and Goldfinger, the stories took an hour and 50 minutes. Spectre, the most recent Bond offering, is almost 40 minutes longer.
I know one could argue that dramas demand length. While I agree that certain stories are exceptional, for dramas as a whole, economy is part of the art. Preston Sturges managed a biopic in an hour and 23 minutes. Citizen Kane, the Orson Welles masterpiece largely credited as the best film of all time, clocks in at just under 2 hours. In 1935’s Oscar-nominated Les Misérables, the narrative of Jean Valjean was conveyed in an hour and 48 minutes; by 1998, it had expanded to 2 hours and 14 minutes, and by 2012, the tale had reached 2 hours and 38 minutes. The latter version being a musical is no excuse. Disney manages.
Even comedies have been breaking the 2-hour mark in the past few years. This Is 40 (2012), a Judd Apatow production, was a whopping 2 hours and 14 minutes. More recent fare isn’t quite that bloated, but The Intern, out now, passes the 2 hour mark. Why does such a simple story need 121 minutes, when the Marx Brothers could make cinema history in 68, and Mae West a brilliant period comedy in 66?
Among 1945’s Oscar nominees, only one film hit the bloated timeline of current films, Anchors Aweigh. Have you heard of it? I didn’t think so. The Lost Weekend, Mildred Pierce, and Spellbound all managed their plots in under 2 hours, and The Bells of St. Mary’s just over. A decade before, the 12 nominees were all under 2 hours and 20 minutes, and several well under 2 hours, including a drama, John Ford’s The Informer (91 minutes). Among Sight & Sound’s best five films of all time, one, Sunrise, is just 94 minutes. Vertigo, its top choice, is just over 2 hours. Eighty years after The Informer, with all the technology and years of models at their disposal, Hollywood can’t manage to do just a little cutting?
Last year’s nominees for the Oscar included several beautifully edited, economical films, including The Grand Budapest Hotel and Whiplash. Here’s hoping that trend continues, and that Hollywood starts to recognize that we movie lovers don’t prefer TV; we simply don’t have Rip Van Winkle‘s time to spare.
*lengths from IMDB
Patricia Nolan-Hall (Caftan Woman)
Hear, hear.
As I look over the little notes I make for myself after viewing a film, the most common next to contemporary movies is “could have used some judicious editing”.
leah@carygrantwonteatyou.com
I know! Especially Scorsese’s. I about lose it when his films are nominated for best editing.:)
Patricia Nolan-Hall (Caftan Woman)
PS: I am familiar with “Anchors Aweigh” as my son loves the bit with Gene Kelly dancing with Jerry”the mouse. Groundbreaking animation sequence, and musical numbers aside, the usual note re editing applies.
leah@carygrantwonteatyou.com
True, a Gene Kelly film can never be lost to us! But I still think in general, it’s far less known than other films that used, as you put it so well, some judicious editing:)
Michaela
I’ve noticed this trend too, and it drives me nuts. I’m not opposed to going to the movie theater if I’m motivated by a movie enough, but then I’ll find out the time length and it basically deflates my excitement. “Well, maybe this film is worth it.” Two and a half hours later: “Nope, trim it down! Trim. It. Down!” That’s why I love watching stuff on the DVR — I get to be my own little editor. I balked when I realized Anchors Aweigh and Holiday in Mexico were over 2 hours, but then Jose Iturbi comes on and I just zip through his performances and voila, the films aren’t so long!
leah@carygrantwonteatyou.com
It’s so true. That’s why watching at home can be better, in spite of everything. You can fast forward, just as you do with commercials:) It’s also a reason classic movies often draw me more at home too. Do I have 68 minutes to spend with Mae West, or 2:30 for the Oscar nominee I missed?
christinawehner
I definitely agree with you about movie lengths! And when you factor in the 20 minutes of movie trailers that come before the featured film, half the time I’ve finished my popcorn before the film has even started.
I once found a quote attributed to Hitchcock, who said “The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” With recent movies it often feels like I need to prepare by not drinking too much liquid so I don’t have to rush out when the film is coming to a close because I just can’t wait any longer.
leah@carygrantwonteatyou.com
That quote is amazing! Thank you so much for sharing it:) That’ll keep me laughing through the next too-long flick.
darcivalentine
Brilliant observation… I never thought about how it really does eat up an entire afternoon. Saw the Bond film last night!
leah@carygrantwonteatyou.com
Thank you! I hope it was good at least–in spite of its length! I was looking forward to it before I saw how long it was.
BNoirDetour
Engaging post. I’d also add unnecessary trilogizing to the list (i.e. The Hobbit).
leah@carygrantwonteatyou.com
So true! Or artificially breaking up a story into two to make more money.
Special Purpose Movie Blog
Hello, and thank you for my first pingback! Probably more pleased about that than I really should be but never mind.
Needless to say, I agree entirely. I think the golden age of TV has a big part to play, but I don’t know why movies feel the need to copy that (I also think that at some point people will stop thinking an hour of nothing happening is Shakespearean and textured and start thinking it’s self indulgent and dull – but that’s a whole different bucket of frogs), movies and TV are two different things with their own rules.
I’m also not sure it makes cold commercial sense. If, say, Spectre were 100 minutes long, how many people would have given it a miss because they wanted value for money? Maybe fewer than would have gone to the extra screenings that could then have been squeezed in?
leah@carygrantwonteatyou.com
You’re welcome! Thanks for reminding me about this post idea, as it’s been something that’s been nagging me for a while:) It’s true. I can’t imagine someone thinking, “Nope, not seeing Bond cause it’s too short!” But if a movie were 66 minutes, you might just be convinced to watch two….Leah
Special Purpose Movie Blog
Or 66 minutes plus a fabulous short film (possibly involving a pre-fabricated house)?
leah@carygrantwonteatyou.com
Yes, that would be fabulous:)